Elegant honesty for imperfect rooms
Your room asked to be roasted.
Send RoastHaus a photo and receive a sharp, funny video roast plus three realistic fixes for your apartment, dorm, or rental—without an impossible makeover budget.
You choose public or private. We roast the decor, never the person.
The deliverable
One memorable roast. Three fixes you can actually afford.
The RoastHaus promise
Candid, useful, and never cruel.
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Consent first
Nothing is posted publicly unless you select the public option.
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Realistic fixes
Advice respects rentals, small spaces, and the budget you provide.
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Tasteful roasting
The joke lands on the room—not your income, identity, or circumstances.
From photo to fix list
A better room, without pretending it is a showroom.
RoastHaus combines a distinctive host-led critique with practical styling direction. Entertainment gets your attention; useful recommendations make the room better.
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Show us the evidence
Upload one clear room photo and tell us what is bothering you, what cannot change, and what you are comfortable spending.
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Receive the verdict
We turn the visual chaos into a concise video roast with a clear point of view—funny enough to replay, specific enough to help.
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Make three smart moves
Your roast ends with three prioritized changes. Private packages can add a detailed, shoppable list tailored to your budget.
Choose your level of exposure
Roasts for every comfort zone.
Public is built for the laugh. Private goes deeper. Available services and current pricing appear below.
Your blank wall has had it too easy
Ready for an honest second opinion?
Send the room you keep cropping out of photos. RoastHaus will find the joke—and the fix.
Choose your roast